Thankful

No, this is not the god-forsaken beauty pageant list of thank you-s, this is the real deal.

I am thankful that I do not have an extended circle of friends. Unlike my parents before me, I keep my associates away. Every time I passed an institute, I never re associated with the filthy jerks. I hope to keep it that way because I would never want to hurt someone else because of them. Since I don't have anyone close to begin with, I have nothing to worry about. At least I am saving myself the heart ache for exchanging extremely bad words both externally and internally.

I am even more thankful that I am a fat ugly bean bag. Pretty B****s get every thing spoon fed to them and they can't even spell 'incompetent' right without busting a nail.

I am also thankful that Karma exists as well as cancer, plane crashes, and undetectable birth defects. What would we do without them! 

I am definitely thankful that I am becoming materialistic. Nothing beats great shoes, jewelry and money.

I am thankful finally for the internet because I can rant without causing my identity any damage.

I will  be even more thankful for the day when I can directly tell the F***ing A-holes what they really are because nothing really matters any more.